Baba went to the corner of the room and "Sammohon-er bhongi korlen"
... Mandrake ? Shala ... jadu-o jaane dekchi ...
... aar akta gramophone record kept at the other corner started ...
.. uribbas!! ...
... there was a Birendra Krishna Bhadra type of voice ... although a little eerie ... and nasalized ...
... pujo ashchhe ...
It started: "Ron-ey bon-ey jol-ey jongole ... jekhanei bipod-ey poribe ... aamaay sh(m)aron korio ... aami rokhkhha koribo ..."
... hmmm natok er background music ... kintu uni swayam jodi bipod-ey poren ... ke rokhkhha korbe re shala ... tor baba ? dhamnamo hochchhe ?
Baba kintu toke pup debe ....
... for that I'll need to first go through a tormenting gene therapy - to transform to a dog and then a sex change operation ... not technically feasable even in the next 100 years ... let alone the last 100 ...
.. otto janina ... aami puppy hobona ...
dhulu dhulu chokhe bhamra buro -r naam jop kore tor ... matha kharap hoye gyachhe ...
baba started to strip
scene aachhe mone hochchhe !!
.. kintu bhokti thakle ki hobe ? babar gandho ki aar bhokti mane? ... mathata abar ghure gyalo ...
... Continued
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
... the Meeting's still on!
... continued from here ...
Thakur-der niye orom bolte nei ...
... O Thakur? Jaa aami Gujjar ... you should know how it is in North India?
He made three trips to Mecca....
Yep... he already looks very confused. What's the core of his teachings?
Wait I'll guess! "Confusion"?
.... on returning, He visited Kalighat Temple in Kolkata and then lived in the forests for 25 years
Oh that tongue flicking funky Goddess! Tui aage theek kor - tor baba Thakur, Jaat, manush na bonmanush?
... Jainhok ... Baba smiled at me. I smiled back ...
... aur Love ho gaya ... eki homo naki ?
... He dismissed the meeting ... bakider bodhhoy arekta session hobe ... oneke to broker der taka ...
... ja bhebechhilam - homo ... ebar kirton shuru hobe ...
Thakur-der niye orom bolte nei ...
... O Thakur? Jaa aami Gujjar ... you should know how it is in North India?
He made three trips to Mecca....
Yep... he already looks very confused. What's the core of his teachings?
Wait I'll guess! "Confusion"?
.... on returning, He visited Kalighat Temple in Kolkata and then lived in the forests for 25 years
Oh that tongue flicking funky Goddess! Tui aage theek kor - tor baba Thakur, Jaat, manush na bonmanush?
... Jainhok ... Baba smiled at me. I smiled back ...
... aur Love ho gaya ... eki homo naki ?
... He dismissed the meeting ... bakider bodhhoy arekta session hobe ... oneke to broker der taka ...
... ja bhebechhilam - homo ... ebar kirton shuru hobe ...
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
The Divine Meeting Continues ...
... continued from here ...
Oh... aami bhaablaam etate gandho nei ... Terribly Sorry...
But ... what about the trauma I went through?
Think of the trauma of Baba, doing a Bajrasana with those bunch of hairy grapes.
Makes a case for testesectomy ... hmmm .... patentable ... but atodine tow bunch of kiss miss hoye gyachhe...
But aami aar baba chhara aar karur req aachhe ?
Kano Aami ?
[Smiling] Tor kota ... ?
boka ... its the other side of the story ... ami recipient ... Leave it man, tell us about your mythical man
Mythical? He was a living God ...
And the God died?
He was seven feet tall, and could stare at you for a day!
Dhamnamor jaiga paoni? ... let alone a day, I see him staring his squint balls from my mom's God station, continuously, from my childhood. Traumatic!
And by the way, he lived for more than 160 years.
... looks like the Guiness book out on the name ....
(continued to here)
Disclaimer: The contents and claims made in this content have direct connotation to first hand, second hand, and Wikipedia experience.
Oh... aami bhaablaam etate gandho nei ... Terribly Sorry...
But ... what about the trauma I went through?
Think of the trauma of Baba, doing a Bajrasana with those bunch of hairy grapes.
Makes a case for testesectomy ... hmmm .... patentable ... but atodine tow bunch of kiss miss hoye gyachhe...
But aami aar baba chhara aar karur req aachhe ?
Kano Aami ?
[Smiling] Tor kota ... ?
boka ... its the other side of the story ... ami recipient ... Leave it man, tell us about your mythical man
Mythical? He was a living God ...
And the God died?
He was seven feet tall, and could stare at you for a day!
Dhamnamor jaiga paoni? ... let alone a day, I see him staring his squint balls from my mom's God station, continuously, from my childhood. Traumatic!
And by the way, he lived for more than 160 years.
... looks like the Guiness book out on the name ....
(continued to here)
Disclaimer: The contents and claims made in this content have direct connotation to first hand, second hand, and Wikipedia experience.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
The Divine Meeting
3rd June 1890 khrishtabdo. NarayanGanjo Bangladesh.
Oi! Kisher Bangladesh re! Takhun tow Bangladesh 80 years in the future!
OK OK Aadi purbobango.
Chari dike shobuj Dhankhet ... shunil aakash ....
... Aaabar faltu senti... ? Line ey aay shala!
Akta lok! "Ei je shunchen?"
Lokta chole gyalo. Shone na money hoy! Arekjon ashche!!
"O dada! Ashram ta! maney ... "
Gombhir golay lokta bollo ... " oi dike!". Jawar shomoy shunlam jano bollo .... "... another guy"
Ami Baba Loknath er darshon nite esechhi ... onar ashram ey. Bishal ashrome-r entry diye dhukei kamon monta halka holo. Jaak baba! Akta toilet aachhe. Moner sukhe haga jabe! Ja haga peyechhe. Mathe ghaate haagte baddo osubidhe hoy. Hajar hok, Kolkatay thaki .... Capital of India.
Eki tui atto dure, ekhane haagte eshchish?
Oh! nana. Ashole jore haga ta peye giye ektu matha ta guliye gechhilo.
[post haga + fresh howa]
Office ey khoj nilam. Baba akhun dhyane byasto. Chamber er dorja bandho. Ashrom er compound ta tey onushilon .....
PT class ?
.... cholchhe, shishyoder.
Drum-o baajchhe? Amader PT teacher o khub maarto... I hated PT ....
Bivinno shob items presented hochchhe.
Item.... ?
nana item number noy ... ora shobbai chhele. Roga potka. Akta item ey ora jog byam er ...
yoga! man!
... akta ashon korlo. Tarpor arekta te shada shada nakol dari lagiye brrrbrrr kore ki shob bollo. Tarpor ayena niye arekta ki korlo.
Oder grading hobe aaj.
Grades - So, we are going back in Education?!
Teacher is very intelligent. Shala bolechhe, "je item er jonno tomader nambor debo ota gopon". Teacher grade announce korlo.
That's quick!
Akta i Ex ... je chheleta Ex peyechhe shey baroi khushi ... Teacher er paashey dariye daant kelachhe. Maalta baddo tera ....
Lokhkhi tera ...
nana cross squint. ....
Hmmm! Ami kintu bujhe gechhi shei gopon item ta oi ayena wala tai hobe!
... Ahem! Akjon fail korechhe ...
Ey to sure lokhkhhi tera!
The BTL Guy has emerged at last. Dorja khulechhe, baba jegechhen. Baddo bhir mandir er shamne. Babar body guards ra akta human sheild toiri kore baba ke rokkha korchhe. Bhir er modhye diye kono mote dhuklam. Bhokti aamay taanchhilo! .... Arro 5-6 jon ... Aaro 2 jon ... aar ak jon ... Orey BABA!!!!
What happened man?
30 min por huush elo aamar. Ashrom er integrated hospital ey. Drip cholchhe ...
Super speciality ?? ... oh ... how did you lose your senses man?
Baba tow jege chhilen. Tai ami takalam babar dike .... babao takalen amar dike. Aar takkhuni mathata akebare ghure gyalo.
See? Baba ka mahima!
Mahima na baal! Erom tera je akhuno porjonto bhable gyaye kanta dyay.
OK then? What about the meeting?
Doctor dekhlo amake. Bollo je erakom to hoyei thake. Tai Baba tader jonno separate Darshan session koren. Bola bahullo daktartao tera.
... another one! ...
Ami special session tai book korlam. Risk niye labh nei.
Amra 13 jon boshe aachhi special session tar jonno ... I did not even bother to talk to these guys ... even look at them ... ami kina Kolkatar chhele ...
Tension o chhilo ektu ... akta accident hoye jaway ghabre gechhilam.
Baba ghore dhuklen ....
Wow!
Ko holo ? ebar oggyan hosh ni ?
He was wearing a Ray Ban!
Cool Man!
One by one we reported our problems.
He speaks English!
Orey boka Baba ke niye moja korish na!
Akjon boibahik oshantir katha bollo ... arek jon bhai bhai er property dispute ... aage dekhei ni... akta shordar-o chhilo.
Ki bollo
Bollo bou pregnant. Kintu chhele na meye hobe jane na ... Aar Ultrasonography to akhuno abishkar hoy ni! ... Chhele hole onek dowry nite parbe... aar meye hole ....
Cool man! quick money! But ...
Baba kintu chuup. May be he was waiting for a challenging problem.
Amio aamaar problem bollam.
Ki bolli?
Okhaneo bolte osubidhe hoyechhilo. I called him near and whispered, " Amar aar apnar miliye paanch ta ... "
Oops!
Onar gayer gondher shock theke takhono recover korini ...
Uni bollen, in his solemn voice, whispering: "Impossible!"
Shey ki owr ta angur gochha naki? Eki ? Tui pedechhish?
Koi Na to.
Chop shala!
....... continued here
Oi! Kisher Bangladesh re! Takhun tow Bangladesh 80 years in the future!
OK OK Aadi purbobango.
Chari dike shobuj Dhankhet ... shunil aakash ....
... Aaabar faltu senti... ? Line ey aay shala!
Akta lok! "Ei je shunchen?"
Lokta chole gyalo. Shone na money hoy! Arekjon ashche!!
"O dada! Ashram ta! maney ... "
Gombhir golay lokta bollo ... " oi dike!". Jawar shomoy shunlam jano bollo .... "... another guy"
Ami Baba Loknath er darshon nite esechhi ... onar ashram ey. Bishal ashrome-r entry diye dhukei kamon monta halka holo. Jaak baba! Akta toilet aachhe. Moner sukhe haga jabe! Ja haga peyechhe. Mathe ghaate haagte baddo osubidhe hoy. Hajar hok, Kolkatay thaki .... Capital of India.
Eki tui atto dure, ekhane haagte eshchish?
Oh! nana. Ashole jore haga ta peye giye ektu matha ta guliye gechhilo.
[post haga + fresh howa]
Office ey khoj nilam. Baba akhun dhyane byasto. Chamber er dorja bandho. Ashrom er compound ta tey onushilon .....
PT class ?
.... cholchhe, shishyoder.
Drum-o baajchhe? Amader PT teacher o khub maarto... I hated PT ....
Bivinno shob items presented hochchhe.
Item.... ?
nana item number noy ... ora shobbai chhele. Roga potka. Akta item ey ora jog byam er ...
yoga! man!
... akta ashon korlo. Tarpor arekta te shada shada nakol dari lagiye brrrbrrr kore ki shob bollo. Tarpor ayena niye arekta ki korlo.
Oder grading hobe aaj.
Grades - So, we are going back in Education?!
Teacher is very intelligent. Shala bolechhe, "je item er jonno tomader nambor debo ota gopon". Teacher grade announce korlo.
That's quick!
Akta i Ex ... je chheleta Ex peyechhe shey baroi khushi ... Teacher er paashey dariye daant kelachhe. Maalta baddo tera ....
Lokhkhi tera ...
nana cross squint. ....
Hmmm! Ami kintu bujhe gechhi shei gopon item ta oi ayena wala tai hobe!
... Ahem! Akjon fail korechhe ...
Ey to sure lokhkhhi tera!
The BTL Guy has emerged at last. Dorja khulechhe, baba jegechhen. Baddo bhir mandir er shamne. Babar body guards ra akta human sheild toiri kore baba ke rokkha korchhe. Bhir er modhye diye kono mote dhuklam. Bhokti aamay taanchhilo! .... Arro 5-6 jon ... Aaro 2 jon ... aar ak jon ... Orey BABA!!!!
What happened man?
30 min por huush elo aamar. Ashrom er integrated hospital ey. Drip cholchhe ...
Super speciality ?? ... oh ... how did you lose your senses man?
Baba tow jege chhilen. Tai ami takalam babar dike .... babao takalen amar dike. Aar takkhuni mathata akebare ghure gyalo.
See? Baba ka mahima!
Mahima na baal! Erom tera je akhuno porjonto bhable gyaye kanta dyay.
OK then? What about the meeting?
Doctor dekhlo amake. Bollo je erakom to hoyei thake. Tai Baba tader jonno separate Darshan session koren. Bola bahullo daktartao tera.
... another one! ...
Ami special session tai book korlam. Risk niye labh nei.
Amra 13 jon boshe aachhi special session tar jonno ... I did not even bother to talk to these guys ... even look at them ... ami kina Kolkatar chhele ...
Tension o chhilo ektu ... akta accident hoye jaway ghabre gechhilam.
Baba ghore dhuklen ....
Wow!
Ko holo ? ebar oggyan hosh ni ?
He was wearing a Ray Ban!
Cool Man!
One by one we reported our problems.
He speaks English!
Orey boka Baba ke niye moja korish na!
Akjon boibahik oshantir katha bollo ... arek jon bhai bhai er property dispute ... aage dekhei ni... akta shordar-o chhilo.
Ki bollo
Bollo bou pregnant. Kintu chhele na meye hobe jane na ... Aar Ultrasonography to akhuno abishkar hoy ni! ... Chhele hole onek dowry nite parbe... aar meye hole ....
Cool man! quick money! But ...
Baba kintu chuup. May be he was waiting for a challenging problem.
Amio aamaar problem bollam.
Ki bolli?
Okhaneo bolte osubidhe hoyechhilo. I called him near and whispered, " Amar aar apnar miliye paanch ta ... "
Oops!
Onar gayer gondher shock theke takhono recover korini ...
Uni bollen, in his solemn voice, whispering: "Impossible!"
Shey ki owr ta angur gochha naki? Eki ? Tui pedechhish?
Koi Na to.
Chop shala!
....... continued here
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